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stickysheep:

Bless

stickysheep:

Bless

alexandertheswell:

MONARCH ASSESSMENT: CONFLICT IMMINENTLET THEM FIGHT.

alexandertheswell:

MONARCH ASSESSMENT: CONFLICT IMMINENT

LET THEM FIGHT.

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Danny DeVito in Jurassic World

The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is out to Get Us! by Sufjan Stevens from the album: Illinoise

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

sheenaisapostrocker:

beginnerindie:

The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! | Sufjan Stevens | (Illinois)

gay

2 gay 2 furious

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails